The Nine Catmandments
1. I love you all. Even the ones who think the video is fake.
2. Make it as tough on yourself as you want. I will still be OK.
3. The internet IS your link to the great beyond. Use it for good.
4. Learn to type. For gods sake.
5. Heaven is epic. Way better than I expected.
6. Love your pets. Even the rocks.
7. Enjoy. The alternative isn't too good.
8. Ask me all the questions you like. I will answer many.
9. Seek your inner radish.