Th entire globe is responding because these are anxious times.

My success on earth as a keyboard player has served many purposes.  My recent playing of most of humanity as the Keyboard Cat, and the creation of this church are the first steps in an epic awakening of planet earth.  
Now, by entering this website, YOU are part of that.  Yes, I am in Heaven and I am taking your questions and giving answers by means of this site.Simply play any clip on this site and leave a comment. 
Ask anything you like.  I will tell you all I can in a future broadcast.
       -Keyboard Cat

At the request of countless earthlings, the Church is formed out of respect for animals, music and the needs of so many of us.  

These is the very first set of answers from Keyboard Cat in Heaven.
Cyberchurch is epic now.

Fatso speaks.

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What is your question?